Sunday, March 30, 2025

Hard Stuff Go Down Easy

 *submission for a "Tiny-Memoir" (<100 words) contest

Hard Stuff Go Down Easy

We move from a town in central Pennsylvania to glitzy Palm Beach Florida just before I enter high school, and I find the adjustment to be intoxicating.  Year One: I am stunned when, riding on skateboards, my friends buy us beer at a drive-through convenience store.  Year Two: I allow myself to be taught how to drink rum- good, añejo rum- overlooking a moonlit ocean on a private beach.  Year Three: I am granted a shot of someone’s parent’s Louis XVI Champagne Cognac- valued at about $100 per- and not caring for it much, help myself to a second.


Sunday, March 16, 2025

Here Come's the Line

 

About a month ago I got my first cheesesteak in years.  For the past 5 years or so, the vast majority of the food I’ve eaten has been made at home.  I knew ‘Pat’s’ and ‘Gino’s’ steaks had gotten up to about $12 for a whiz wit + mushroom a few years ago, but was floored when I ordered the standard steak from Woodrow’s on South Street and they said “that will be $17.50”.  When the cashier waited expectantly for my payment I had this weird feeling of “not wanting to feel like a loser” if I scoffed at the cost and cancelled my order.  I watched as my arm extended my debit card feeling some type of absurd, surreal out-of-body experience.  To be fair, Woodrow’s makes a fantastic steak and it definitely scratched that “once-every-few-years” itch to celebrate a Philly staple, but I was conscious of the likelihood that this would be the last cheesesteak I ever ordered for myself which may have caused me to savor the grade D meat and cheese a little bit more than I would have otherwise.  This morning, a similar scenario happened at a local coffee shop. 

‘The Bakery’ opened up about a year ago on a corner a few blocks away from our place deep in South Philly.  Besides Dunkin Donuts it’s the only coffee shop for about 15 blocks or so.  I’d never been there before and have pretty much entirely eliminated caffeine from my diet except for tea and a DD coffee once every few months or so.  This morning I had the itch and Katy suggested I walk to The Bakery.  So I did and when the cashier told me “$8.50” for my ‘dirty chai’ (a cup of chai tea [which I watched the barista pour from a carton/wasn’t even homemade] plus a shot of espresso) I again watched in some out-of-body slow motion horror as my arm extended my payment.  I similarly felt like this very could be the last drink I ever order from a coffee shop, but this time the sentiment didn’t make it taste any better.  In fact, the feeling of being removed/disillusioned has kind of stuck with me as I’m finishing the last few sips here at home.