Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Finagling with a drunk is ever so easy

Scott: "Hey man, can I settle up?"
Me: "Sure, here you go"
Scott: "Wait, I don't think I had 9 drinks....right?"
Me: "Scott, you've been drinking since you were over at the pool table a few hours ago"
Scott: "But.. 9??"
Me: "I've been putting them in only one at a time"
Scott: "Oh... Ok."

The counter-argument doesn't need to be logical when your opponent is 9-deep and you say it with some conviction ;)

HAHAHA!

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