One of my best friends in 6th grade was a kid named John Schaller. We had a blast together. One of our favorite stunts was to leave for the bathroom right before the final bell would ring. We would go into the bathroom and crumple up 3 balls of toilet paper before running them under the faucet. Also, we would fill up a small cup of water, and one of us would bring the tp balls and cup of water into a stall. As soon as the final bell rang, there was a rush to use the bathroom before heading to the busses. Once someone walked in, the prank began..
“Hnnnnhhhh!-Errrr”
“John, are you ok in there?”
“I don’t know- hrrrnnnhhhh!- Plop!” John would be making grunts and groans in the stall followed by dropping in the smallest of the wet TP balls. This would, of course, draw smiles and curious and/or disbelieving looks from whoever was at the urinal or sink at the time.
“Hrrrnnnhhh!!!! PLOP!” The second ball making a bigger sound.
“My friend has been in there for about 20 minutes. We think it might have been the chicken nuggets today. How you doing, buddy?”
“Last one, I think. Hrrrnnnh!! Ugh- it’s a big one! HRRRNNNHHH!”
At this, the prankster inside the stall would throw the final ball into the toilet, creating a loud splash and simultaneously throw the cup of water over the stall door, hopefully hitting our target victim! Good times :)
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