December Daily Writing Project: December 14

December 14- 

Write a ransom note.

I have your heart.  If you want it back, you must meet these demands…

You must read my mind, knowing when to be challenging and when to be supportive, knowing when to be a sinner and when to be a saint, when to be driven and when to be chill, exactly how I want.

You must not grow old or boring.

You must always think that I’m the best thing since air conditioning.

If these demands are not met, I will take your heart and squeeze it in my fists.  I will pull it and stab it until it begins to break.  Eventually, I may just give you your heart back, but it will be mutilated and gristly.  All demands must be met constantly, until I say so.